Q: Why are you doing this? 
A: Memes.

Q. Do you even know what you're doing? 
A. No. 

Q. Have you even played Crystal before? 
A. Yes. It's been a while. 

Q. How long has it been? 
A. I was in elementary school. 

Q. How long will this take? 
A. About 4 hours for the others, maybe 4 days for me? 

Q. Why didn't you prep more for this? 
A. Because I'm a professional Zero Escape Casual player now, sorry.

Q. Anyways, what's the run? 
A. I'm beating Crystal through red as fast as possible with a Smeargle custom starter. 

Q. WHOA WHOA WHOA DID YOU JUST SAY SMEARGLE CUSTOM STARTER???
A. Yes. I'll break it down for you. Smeargle is a pokemon who gets one move naturally: Sketch.

Q. What's Sketch? 
A. You basically write over it with the last move your opponent uses. 

Q. Ahhh okay what about the word custom, I'm really struggling with that one. 
A. It means you can change it to your liking. 

Q. Ohhhh so like, a custom starter is a starter you choose? 
A. Yes. This rom specifically lets you choose any pokemon as your starter.

Q. Isn't that cheating? 
A. No. 

Q. Why aren't you doing this with another pokemon?? My favorite pokemon is Dewgong. You should do Dewgong instead. 
A. No. 

Q. Okay. Who's in the voice chat? 
A. It's UnderscorePoy, Switch2795, and snorms.