"What if Surge was just free?" and "I have an idea for a horrible alt main" - famous last words from Headbob (:

Disclaimer: I am by no means a router, I just happen to have enough time and insanity to look at it myself kekw

Probably only gonna route L29 even though L31 would be ideal

WG* to weaken, if not in Torrent you can take an early boat heal or something to get more WGs off idk

REMEMBER THE BIKE VOUCHER!

Boat heal if you hit Dugtrio under about 25
Fight Gentleman and grab the X Attack?
Teach Rock Tomb over Sand Tomb, Secret Power over Fury Swipes

Rival 3: Rock Tomb (guaranteed at 58 or L31), SP+Dig or SP x3 or something, Dig x2
probably don't need to boat heal again but idk

Misty: SP, Dig+SP (SP x2 if great Attack)

Picknicker Alicia: SP all
GRAB AERIAL ACE and immediately teach it over Mud Slap
Bug Catcher Conner: SP x2, AA

(Elixir somewhere in Rock Tunnel i guess)
Pokemaniac Ashton: Dig x2, SP x3-4
Pokemaniac Winstone: SP x3-4
Picknicker Martha: AA, AA
Hiker Allen: Dig(+something)
Hiker Oliver(?): Dig x3
Picknicker Sofia: Dig, SP x2
TEACH ROCK SLIDE OVER ROCK TOMB
Hiker Dudley: Dig x3 idk
Picknicker Dana: SP x3
Gambler: Dig x2

(For now, take the Celadon center?)

Poster Rocket: Dig, SP
Lift Key Rocket: AA x2, AA
Left Guard Rocket: Dig + SP, Dig spam (AA if Sand), AA x2
Right Guard Rocket: Dig, Dig x2(+AA), Dig+AA
Have 4 Digs for Giovanni! (maybe candy to 36 here if not yet?)
Giovanni 1: X Attack + Dig(+SP idk), Dig, Dig + SP x2

Grab the Tea and go to Vermillion?
SP everything in the Gym and Dig Raichu idk

Current routing "savefile" bought 35 X Attacks, 2 X Defends, 6 Guard Specs

Heal to about 40 and Super Repel then fly to Lavender
Rival 4: Guard Spec, X Attack, RS, AA, RS, AA, AA
Take heal pad
AA the ghosts

Swap Wartortle to the front for Marowak Kappa
Marowak: Dig x3 (+Slash)
Super Potion after Marowak
Rocket 1: AA x2, RS
Rocket 2: AA x2, Dig (AA x2 if Smokescreen)
Rocket 3: AA x3, Dig

imo grab safari items and protein (raises attack and happiness slightly idk)
Fly to Celadon - attach Cheri Berry, Fly
Beauty 1: Return x2
Beauty 2: AA
Erika: X Attack (x2 if less than 55 at L29 or so idk) AA x3?
	Vileplume is 13/16 with 73 or 74 attack
This exp route is slightly weird, about 1000 exp wasted if you candy from here
Fly to Fushcia

Use protein and equip first Pecha Berry on first spinner menu (use 2 candies?)
Kirk: X Attack + Dig all, Slash Kadabra

HOW IN THE ACTUAL DO YOU BEAT KOGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bs thought: set up to +4 (+5 with below average Attack) and slash away, hopefully get a good crit on weezing
so in theory Guard Spec, X Attack x4, Slash Koffing, AA x2 Muk, Slash Koffing, Slash x2 Weezing
problem: boom and also how much damage do all the moves do