Pokemon Scarlet Playthrough FAQ:
 
As is per tradition, my first playthrough I'm going to try to blindly go as fast as I can.

Q: Are you playing Scarlet or Violet?
A: Scarlet. No particular reason why.
 
Q: Is this a good game? Do you like this game??
A: Idk!
 
Q: Will you speedrun these games?!
A: Idk!
 
Q: What is the fastest Pokemon to use to beat these games?
A: Idk!
 
Q: How long will you play this game for?
A: Idk!
 
Q: What's your opinion on <some shit in the games that exists and/or doesn't exist>?
A: Idk!
 
Q: How does <thing> work?
A: Idk!

Q: What is your favourite new Pokemon from this game?
A: The cute one. You know the one.

Q: Do you like the new gimmick mechanic thing?
A: As far as crystals go, Pokemon Crystal is a good game.
 
Q: Have you seen any of the leaks/spoilers?
A: Nope.
 
Q: How are you playing this game already?
A: I live in Australia, and you live in the past.
 
Q: So what are you doing?
A: Beating the game.