Ananan v Pokeguy v Viroda

Ananan will win because Palkia is Ubers, Snorlax is RU, and Dewgong is illegal but would be PU if it were allowed.

Result: Pokeguy, Ananan, Viroda. Shoot, dude! I forgot that Snorlax is a special wall which means that it actually beats Palkia in the 1v1 matchup.

Juanlyways, Roushmore, Blaketurnertron
Juanlyways will win because he is the best racer of the 3 racers participating in this race.

MachWing, Irondre, Sheltie
Irondre will win because I flipped a coin and it was tails.

Result: Irondre, MachWing, Sheltie. I wrote a program that simulated a coin flip. It was tails, so I chose Irondre. If it were Heads, I would have chosen MachWing. Very simple.

Kukker, Headbob, Odden
Kukker will win because I will never bet against him again.

Result: Kukker, Headbob, Odden. I am glad I did not bet against Kukker.

Shiru666, JP_Xinnam, Pickleplop
Pickleplop will win because I could not pick between the other two.

Kidrocker, Leaf27, Kadir61Plays
Kidrocker will win because he is my favorite of the 3.

Thunder_147_, Snorms, Qpalz
Thunder_147_ will win because he is actually really fucking good at this game.

Randall, Pinkish, Guillem
Pinkish will win because he will get a better time than the other 2 racers.

Kurddt, Amoeba, Asmo
Kurddt will win because according to my calculations, it is mathematically impossible for Charmander to get 2 good races consecutively.

2nd places: Pokeguy, Roushmore, Machwing, Headbob, JP_Xinnam, Kadir61Plays, Snorms, Randall, Amoeba