lol lets try this

pick snivy (lol) (we wanna give him fire pig so he owns in the doubles) 

Rival 1: Tackle (really you thought this fight would be different lol?)

Patrat: Tackles

Purrloin: Vine Whips

Manip Pidove

Manip Adamant level 7 Lillipup with perfect stats and Pickup

Switch to front.

Rival: Tackle x3/4

Skip X Attack?

Panpour Trainer: Tackle x3

Pansear Trainer: Bite + Tackle (80 friendship)

Cheren gym 1: Bite + Tackle
			  Tackle + Tackle

Cheren Gym 2: Bite + Tackle
			  Bite + Bite

Cheren: Leer + Bite + Bite,
		Leer + Bite + Tackle

Deposit slaves + PC heal

buy 5 supers, 5 repels

Repel, Teach Work Up + Return, Register berries. (~110 friendship)

Hiker: Tackle x2

Right Gym: Work Up, Bite Tackle
		   Bite x3

Left Gym:  Work Up, Bite Tackle
		   Bite x3

Roxie: (128 friendship) Work Up x2, Bite + Tackle
						Tackle/Return x2

Patrat: Return

Purrloin: Return

Maybe Skip exp share??

Plasma Double: Return (Hugh's Pignite just speedruns for us here)

Harlequin 1: Strength x4

Harlequin 2: Strength x3

Harlequin 3: Work Up, Strength, Return, Bite x2-3

Burgh: Work Up x4, Strength, Bite x2, Strength

Crunch over Bite (for now)

Colress: Work Up, Return, Para Heal, Return, Strength x2/work up/strength (work up if 1st strength did less than 50) (177 friendship)

PC Heal and get slaves now, buy Hypers, Revives and Paras

Blitzle: Return

Flaafy: WU + Strength (scarf might KO)

Gym 1: WU, Return x2

Gym 2: WU + Strength, Strength (Bite instead of WU if keeping Bite)

Gym 3: Strength x2

Elesa: Work Up x2, Return, Strength, Strength (keep Para)

203 friendship

Grunt: Return (return)

Grunt: Return x2 (slower than watchdog EWWWWWWWWWWW)

Charles: Work Up (could X attack): CruncH Archen Crunch Sigyl, Crunch x2 Tirtouga

Rood: Return Return Crunch

Gym 1: Crunch

Gym 2: Return x3

Clay: Sack, Work Up to 3, Strength, Return, Strength + Return (interlace returns as you set up if torment)

Shop now: buy Ultras, Full heals, Max Repels

Go to Relic, Get 30 Drilbur (could get Exca in reversal?)

PWT:

Hugh: Return x3

Cheren: (WU) Return x3-4

Colress: Switch to Drilbur: Dig, Slash x2, Dig

Switch Drilbur to front, give EXP Share

Koffing: Slash a lot

Trubbish: Dig

Cheren Dubs: Rock Slides

Hugh Dubs: HC, Rock Slides

Teach Iron Head now

Normal strats till end except:

Always walk the planks with level 32 drill

undella rival: outsped by simipour LOL GG

zinzolin double: Emboar actually attacks

Outsped by Flygon need to X Speed on Drayden

Outsped by Floatzel

Emboar actually attacks in plasma doubles on ship

Guard spec marshal

some ranges are worse

bad strat I think (but maybe some variation is god tier)