test to see how long the text will look holy PICK STORY MODE ROLLING IS BEST MOVEMENT SKELETON KING ARMOR - NE to Brave Cave - Talk to tablet - Ignore enemies as possible - Open chests for money - North to King's Marker - Take left teleporter - NW to Fishercat Village, take save - SW to Fursaken Cave - Distract enemies as much as possible, grab chests > Mid-left for money > Bottom left for one armor > Top right for second armor - Death warp back to Fishercat Village KING SIGIL - Immediately NW to Decem Ruins > Equip armor when beginning trial > Spam fire for horizontal and ice for vertical - Equip Ranger Axe on cat, leave - Go SE to main quest - Go East to Seaside Cove - Open left chest and grab all ores - Head west to Kit Cat - Head SW to main quest (Arcane Headpawters) - Go inside and level up Flamepurr to 4 (need 1500G) - Clear fight, head back, complete quest - Follow quest marker to the Catpital - Take top dotted line path - Big boss is unwinnable - attack then try to leave below - Teleport order: top, top - Spam magic when barrier is down DRAGON - Follow quest marker to Kit Cat - Follow Kit Cat (give cat Freezepaw off of dog) - Kill next enemies with ice - Go to Cat-Face Outlook for Kit's Trial > Spam Flamepurr and melee - Follow quest marker to King Lionardo Ruins (take top split) - Teleport order: bottom, left, top, right, left > Grab chest before second left ~ Equip Katana on cat and Axe on dog - Spam magic on boss as much as possible > Kill enemies when leaving? PERRSERKER - Head NW/NE to Whisk Cove - Kill all enemies to unlock chest, then talk to tablet > Equip Vest on dog, equip Perrserk on cat DESERT - Head NE to Kingsmarker to teleport > Take left teleport - Follow quest marker to Kit Cat - Follow Kit Cat to Felingard's Statue - Lure enemies to bottom and do what you can BISCUITS - Follow quest marker to Wall of Lupus - Dogs won't let you in :( - Talk to Peasant below, then go to Pound Town - Go up to Ruff Cove > Grab Dog Bone and Fire Staff in bottom left (distract enemies) - Go back to Pound Town and get biscuits HOTTO DOGGO - Accept quest and follow marker once past guards - Win fight and talk to soldier - Go west to Far-fetched Sands and fight Hotto Doggo > Avoid wind attack, pummel with Flamepurr HIDDEN STASH - Go south to Hotto Doggo's house - Head NW/W/SW past Throne of Lupus to Tomb of the Folllower - Talk to tablet south for Gravi-ruff, then leave > Equip on dog - Head SW to Ultimutt Stash - Go S/SW, grab the key, then leave - Head SE toward Kingsmarker, in and out - Head north to Hidden Stash, grab all chests/money - Save and quit WOLFEN 1 - Head north to Far-fetched Cave - Head west to Hotto Doggo > Purchase ~55 levels on Katana (should be level 60) - Go to quest marker below, then King Woofhauser's Trial - Kill enemies for key, teleport > Only, right, closest - Left for key > Closest, up, left - Right for key > Closest, up - Spam Flamepurr and melee - Leave via teleporters WOLFEN 2 - Quest marker next to Hotto Doggo - Talk to Hotto Doggo - Kill assassin - Head north to Kingsmarker, take first teleport - Follow quest marker to Throne of Lupus - Same strat as before - Grab shard - Head north to Kingsmarker, take second teleport WATER WALKING - Head west to Kit Cat - Head N/NW to Purnn Cave - Go south to pillar (distract enemies) - Touch second pillar, leave - Head west to quest marker - Head south to Governor - Head north to Drop-off Point house - Head north to fight enemies - Follow trail, kill enemy - Head west to Governor > Equip Hat on dog - (2) Head SE to Governor - Follow markers until Bay Cave - Grab item, leave - (3) Head SE to Governor - Drop Gravi-ruffs on corners, then usual strat > Pick up drops - Fight The First Governor JESTER GEAR - Head east to Kingsmarker - Take first teleporter to the right - Head east to Lonely Cave, open chests, save and quit TRIAL OF THE FIRST KINGS - Equip Jester Gear, head NW to quest marker - Teleporters: left, right, left, left, left - Usual strat PHONY BALOGNA - Head east to quest marker - Head west, then head to quest marker - Kill the phony - Head east to quest marker - Right, right, right - Lure to corner, Gravi-ruff, usual strat KING FELINGARD'S TOMB - Up, down, left, exit - Go to Felingard's Tomb, then Cave Valor - Talk to stone for key, then leave - Go to Cave Mercy - Go south to stone for key, then leave - Go to Cave Virtue - Go north to stone for key, then leave - Go to Felingard's Tomb - Talk to tablet KING LUPUS - Head W/SW towards quest marker - Talk to Kit Cat - Head NW/N past Riverside Cove and hide behind bushes - Head west to Kingsmarker - Take second teleport to the right - Follow quest marker - Follow quest marker again - Follow quest marker again up to Unknown (Path to Lupus' Tomb) - Follow path until crossroads, leave, enter King Lupus' Tomb - Talk to tablet UPGRADE STAFF - Leave tomb, save and quit - Start quest, talk to Hotto Doggo - Upgrade Fire Staff +40 (11000 G) LIONER - Head north to Kingsmarker - Take third teleporter to the left - Follow quest marker - Head north, kill enemies, enter door - Gravi-ruff, then usual strat > Swap to Fire Staff once mooks are low for Lioner > Gravi-ruff and Fire Staff second phase WOLFEN 3 - Talk to Lioner's body - Head west to Kingsmarker - Take second teleport to the right - Follow quest marker > Equip Katana again - Gravi-ruff, then usual strat - Left-most Wolfen is real - Usual strat AELIUS - Follow quest marker - Roll back until hands attack, then charge eyeball - Equip The Kingsblade, then spam eyeball END - Head SW toward Kingsmarker - Head SW towards stairs and back to start of game - Time stops when picture loads