Q. Why do you pick 'x' as the starter?

A. If you can't work out the answer, you don't deserve to know.

Q. Why did you reset.

A. If you can't work out the answer, you don't deserve to know.

Q. What is WR?

A. If you can't work out the answer, you don't deserve to know.

Q. What are you playing this on?

A. If you can't work out the answer, you don't deserve to know.

Q. What stats are you looking for?

A. If you can't work out the answer, you don't deserve to know.

Q. Wouldn't it be faster to... 'x'?

A. Fuck off.

Q. Where is the real FAQ?

A. Speedrun.com/thegameI'mrunning