Pulseeffects	Qpalz		Jojo
Jojo dropped because as a reference to popular anime "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure", Kidrocker knew that he would be too powerful, get at least 2 sub 2:03s and win the tournament in a non-competitve fashion

Machwing		KR		Zenaga
MachWing will win because Kidrocker's girlfriend will text him that her parents are not home on the Route 3 split

Pokeguy		Gshark	Jeff
Jeff will win because Jeff is the name of an obscure big nate character.

Main			Bang		Shep
Shep will win because I will send a mind control audio file to the other 2 runners 6 minutes and 22 seconds before race time that will cause them to press A+B+Start+Select while on the Gambler
Juan Lee		Pickle	LSH
LSH will win because he asked me what I thought about PSR Diversity once. No points for guessing what I think.

Kukker		Amoeba	Koremin
Koremin will win because Kukker looks like "Cuck-er" and Amoeba is British (👎)

Randall		Leaf		Ceegs
Leaf will win because he left flowtimer on for the entirety of an FRR2 run several times.

Ananananan		Kadir		VirodaViroda will win because I follow him on Instagram 💪

JP			Cater		Sheltiesci
Cater will win because JP will be burned out and also I am sexist.

Shiru69		Iron		Odden	
Shiru will win because he has the power of 1692 witchcraft on his side due to the 666 in his name. For those unfamiliar, several young children began to act strangely, which is thought to have been by a combination of fungus and just kids being kids. However, because it was Puritan Salem Massachusetts, they viewed the children as bewitched, and many people (mainly women) were accused of witchcraft, or some other type of collusion with Satan. Hundreds were accused, and the only way to save oneself was to accuse another. 20 were hanged because they did not confess, and 1 man was pressed to death. Pressing is a horrible form of torture where stones are gradually stacked upon one's chest until they either confessed some sort of desired information of suffocated.