- buy thunderstone x6, fire stone x1, lemonade x1
- have 20 items in inventory
- get 255 stack of lemonade using missingno
- fly to saffron, go to location where bushes are on the topmost row (e.g. http://puu.sh/tCT57/816907aa36.png)
- dry underflow
- swap useless with max potion x[]1 in south connection, toss 23
- instant text
- get rid of any shitty rival name/money items/TID here (do not swap max elixer/83 in rival name!!!)
- fly to celadon
- walk 1 left, swap fire stone x1 with xcoord rare candies
- walk 1 down, toss 15 from fire stone x0, swap with useless in inventory
- swap useless with great ball x255 in connections, toss 226
- optional: get rid of cancel in badges
	- swap master ball TID with potion x0 in tileset
	- toss 1 from potion
	- toss cancel directly above potion (toss 0 by pressing down)
	- scroll all the way back to badges
	- swap potion x255 with tm23 x64
	- swap master balls back into TID
	- swap ultra ball with potion x255
- fly to pallet
- if rival name has ether + quantity of 0, or equal/greater than 42, use that ether instead
- else, swap useless with ether x171, toss 129
- swap hp up x0 into main inventory with useless, toss 254 to get 2
- swap master ball x0 into inventory with useless
- fly to cerulean, go to route 24 (when a sprite appears on the bridge)
- swap useless with tm31 x70, toss 58
- go back down to route 5
- swap 9F with useless in inventory
- fly to viridian
- go to house with bird inside it (adjacent to girl in viridian)
- swap tm23 x65 with useless, toss 64
- exit house
- (change boxes to an empty box, have 6 in party)
- bike to route 1
- get inside a wild battle
- use the "9F" item inside battle, press start to open the start menu, flash trainer card + partymons
- if not full party, catch pokemon until you have a full party
- start chucking master balls, naming each pokemon with the respective nickname
	- you'll be able to throw multiple master balls in this glitch state
- once all dittos have been caught and named, s+q
- bike to viridian center
- re-order inventory (from 2nd item) to:
	useless ; moon stone x8
	thunderstone x6
	tm22 x1
	lemonade x213
	max potion x98
	ether x42
	useless ; []j. x186
	rare candy x251
	useless ; []j. x135
	useless ; []j. x134
	hp up x2
	great ball x29
	fire stone x241
	useless ; tm01 xAny
- replace the useless items with the respective []j.s in item underflow (can steal from rival name []j.s) (walk out and back in to refresh map data to get another []j.)
- swap top useless with moon stone x10 in south, toss to get to 8
- swap tm01 x10 with final useless

inventory should look like:
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	moon stone x8
	thunderstone x6
	tm22 x1
	lemonade x213
	max potion x98
	ether x42
	[]j. x186
	rare candy x251
	[]j. x135
	[]j. x134
	hp up x2
	great ball x29
	fire stone x241
	tm01 xAny

- swap tm31 x10 with w sm x66 in text pointer
- talk to cable club lady
- code should be loaded in box items (to be sure, dry underflow boxes pre-talking to cable club)
- switch to box 1/release stuff from box 1/transport stuff from box 1
- have 5 pokemon in the party
- prepare nickname data for pokemon wanted
- swap tm40 x6 into text pointer (from tm40 xSomething in north)
- talk to cable club lady
- boxes should be filled with 20 of the pokemon wanted, with the custom species/moves/DVs/TID/exp/name/OT
	- must reset (game is saved upon talking)
	- home menu to poke transporter l o l
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