[3:09:17 PM] werster: well
[3:09:20 PM] werster: im about to kill someone
[3:09:33 PM] werster: remember how a specialist was meant to call me back?
[3:09:33 PM] RBM: Kill Sparkle
[3:09:35 PM] werster: been 3 days
[3:09:37 PM] werster: fucking nothing
[3:09:41 PM] werster: alright, forget these tossers
[3:09:43 PM] werster: call back myself
[3:09:53 PM] werster: get this dumb bitch specialist
[3:09:56 PM] werster: so i explain
[3:09:59 PM] werster: just transfer my shit
[3:10:03 PM] werster: on hold for 30 minutes
[3:10:06 PM] werster: like are you fucked?
[3:10:12 PM] DsS: lol
[3:10:13 PM] werster: no time estimate or anything
[3:10:16 PM] werster: just loop this shit
[3:10:20 PM] werster: ok hi
[3:10:22 PM] werster: is this mark?
[3:10:26 PM] werster: bitch....
[3:10:31 PM] Ring Rush: "no"
[3:10:35 PM] Ring Rush: "wrong number"
[3:10:35 PM] werster: yes im wishing to reloacate my service
[3:10:42 PM] werster: ok whats the number
[3:10:43 PM] werster: tell her
[3:10:46 PM] werster: ok please wait
[3:10:49 PM] werster: on hold for another 20 minutes
[3:10:54 PM] werster: bitch gets back
[3:11:06 PM] RBM: Bitch what were you doing before?
[3:11:09 PM] RBM: Taking a shit?
[3:11:14 PM] werster: "unfortuneately with your current contract that wont be available as adsl 2 is not available in that area"
[3:11:17 PM] werster: .............
[3:11:20 PM] DsS: :|
[3:11:24 PM] werster: "so what is available?"
[3:11:43 PM] werster: "well we can offer you adsl 1 the download speed with be up to 8 mps"
[3:11:49 PM] werster: "ok thats fine transfer that"
[3:12:00 PM] werster: im thinking
[3:12:02 PM] werster: fuck this
[3:12:05 PM] werster: back to poverty internet
[3:12:16 PM] werster: "unfortuneately there are no available ports at this time so we can not provide this either"
[3:12:26 PM] DsS: dayum son
[3:12:28 PM] werster: "..................what? we are the only people living in the house?"
[3:12:33 PM] RBM: #intheghetto
[3:12:50 PM] werster: "no i mean this product is in high demand so we can not offer this service until someone else in your area cancels their contract"
[3:12:52 PM] werster: so
[3:12:55 PM] werster: basically
[3:12:57 PM] Ring Rush: Fyaaa
can you untime me out from bertins stream because werster only timed me out for 99999999999999 because i disagreed with him.
[3:13:01 PM] werster: it could be up to INFINITE TIME
[3:13:01 PM] Ring Rush: did he actually send this to every mod
[3:13:09 PM] werster: until i can get internet
[3:13:18 PM] werster: so, next question
[3:13:22 PM] Ring Rush: what in the fuck
[3:13:26 PM] werster: am i still beign charged for my contract?
[3:13:36 PM] werster: "technically as it is still being provided you will still be billed"
[3:13:37 PM] DsS: yes RR
[3:13:42 PM] werster: "NO IT IS NOT BEING PROVIDED
[3:13:50 PM] SJ: YO
[3:13:53 PM] werster: YOU MIGHT BE WASTING YOUR DAMN RESOURCES, BUT THAT SHIT AINT ON ME
[3:13:57 PM] DsS: wtf werster
[3:14:01 PM] werster: THERE IS NO FUCKING HOME LINE
[3:14:03 PM] DsS: they are trolling the fuck out of you
[3:14:05 PM] Ring Rush: yo what the fuck australia internet
[3:14:08 PM] werster: EVEN IF I WAS LIVING THERE I WOULD HAVE NO INTERNET
[3:14:19 PM] werster: HOW THE FUCK IS THAT YOU PROVIDING ME A SERVICE
[3:14:26 PM] werster: YOU ARE LITERALLY CHARGING ME FOR NOTHING
[3:14:32 PM] SJ: just move here man
[3:14:33 PM] werster: "sir could you please make a decision"
[3:14:36 PM] werster: ............
[3:14:38 PM] werster: FUCK
[3:14:39 PM] werster: THIS
[3:14:40 PM] werster: SHIT
[3:14:43 PM] DsS: sue them and give me half the money
[3:14:52 PM] SJ: >_>
[3:15:06 PM] RBM: aus internet is magikarp tier
[3:15:08 PM] Ring Rush: thats pretty fucked
[3:15:09 PM] werster: i dont know who the fuck i wanna go to
[3:15:17 PM] werster: but fuck i wanna kick their damn ass so bad
[3:15:27 PM] werster: can not offer me shit
[3:15:29 PM] DsS: record it
[3:15:30 PM] werster: have to fly across state
[3:15:36 PM] werster: just to fucking work
[3:15:41 PM] werster: meanwhile you charging me for shit
[3:15:43 PM] werster: thats doing nothing
[3:15:49 PM] DsS: yeah that's some bullshit
[3:15:53 PM] werster: oh and string me on for a full month saying youll be able to?
[3:15:58 PM] werster: like tell me fucking straight up
[3:16:07 PM] werster: this is the 5th time i called their ass
[3:16:12 PM] werster: this is the first i hear of this shit
[3:16:19 PM] werster: fuck australia