nice meme, don't run seriously pls
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Goal for this route: 	beat the game without a bike, and don't use bike road!
Rules:				    - any% Glitchess rules apply (IT allowed, Pokedoll skip allowed)
						- no bike / phantom bike!
Improvable:      - silphbar ranges
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EST:			X:XXh (avg RNG)

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Splits:

Rival 1
Nidoran
Brock
Route 3
Mt. Moon
Bridge
Misty
Surge
Fly
Flute
Koga (super long because of detour)
Erika
Blaine
Sabrina
Giovanni
Lorelei
Bruno
Agatha
Lance
Champ
Done

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------------------------ ROUTE ------------------------

do everything as usual until Surge

after Surge: don't talk to the pokeclub guy, just dig

continue as usual without bike until you got the Flute, maybe put Repels Slot 1

(Underground Elixer 26 steps, pick up Underground Nugget)

Shopping: 1 more Superrepel, one more XAcc (spend the rest as you wish)

new route starts after Flute with: EARLY SAFARI

talk to trainers if possible

Fisherman: Thrash

SNORLAX MENU: Swap slot 4 with Candies, Flute

Rocker: Thrash

Bird Keeper: TB 2x

Jr. Trainer: TB 2x, Thrash

path for the labyrinth: 
https://imgur.com/a/kpzVlJw


Superrepel before grass

do Safari as usual (Superrepel once in second area), Dig Out after

Fly to Celadon, CENTER

Continue to Silph Co

Silph Rival (Lv. 36!!):

Hydropump DMG 87-94 (+1 Special), Crit=ded (still)

Sicket (Lv. 37): BB on Marowak is a range (but very unlikely...)

Silph Gio (Lv. 38): as usual

continue Silph as usual, Dig Out

MENU: Swap Slot below Elixer with XSpecial, teach EQ, Fly to Fuchsia

Koga Gym as usual

after Koga and Candies Lv. 43, same as usual Glitchless run (stat exp is different though)

continue your run as usual, just a few minor notes:

Erika: you're 6hp, this is spicy if you miss a Blizzard

Fly to Saffron after digging out of Blaines Gym

Sabrina: you are speed

now go on and finish your run, don't forget to wide walk VR

(this is wide walk for reference: https://youtu.be/KMRarVPwS6g )