This run:

Had 5 useless route 1 encounters
Had possibly the worst Dan hit in existence
Had Red 60/60 cans
Took 4 seconds to pick up chesto berry from above
Was short on experience and candied to 34 before lift key rocket
Fought gio 1 as wartortle
FOUGHT THE DOUBLE BATTLE BEFORE FLY FOR EXPERIENCE
Ran out of super potions on Lavender rival
Ethered kicks on Lavender rival's Ivysaur
Had a grand total of 1 HP after flute
Accepted being down a level for the entire second half
Had to double back to pick up the backup hyper in silph
Was outsped by Sabrina's Alakazam
Lost 10 seconds to E4 deposit because hm friendos were dead
Unknowingly risked rock tomb from hitmonchan
Screwed up the lance fight (and was bailed out with double flinch -> blizz hit)
PBed by like 10 seconds
Was a good meme.